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Photo of the Day / Re: Beast Wars Transmetal Optimus Primal (7/1/2023)

July 02, 2023, 03:24:54 PM

Op Primal needs a Johnny Utah Crossover, lol

Stick a Keanu Reeves head onto a BW Dinobot body and call him "Johnny Utahraptor" (oof, that was bad).

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Photo of the Day / Beast Wars Transmetal Optimus Primal (7/1/2023)

July 01, 2023, 03:14:08 PM

Righteous! Thanks to a quantum surge, Optimus Primal went from a wimp chimp to a kahuna baboon-a with a sick surfboard! He's ready to wipe out those gnarly Predacons then celebrate by riding some bodacious waves! Shaka, bro!

Why yes, I did watch Point Break last night. How'd you guess? (Photo courtesy of the totally non-heinous Hellscream333.)

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Photo of the Day / Rescue Bots Chase the Dino Protector (6/2/2023)

June 02, 2023, 02:51:10 PM

Chase the Dino Protector? For how long? I have things to do, I can't spend all day following robots around. Oh, his name is Chase. You see how that can be confusing, right? (Misleading photo courtesy of Hasbro.)

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Photo of the Day / Re: Energon Alpha Quintesson (5/1/2023)

May 05, 2023, 05:43:20 AM

*old man yells at cloud*

Oh, damn, that's funny. I wish I'd thought of that for the photo caption.

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Photo of the Day / Energon Alpha Quintesson (5/1/2023)

May 01, 2023, 08:31:43 AM

Alpha Quintesson was originally called "Alpha Q" until it was pointed out that that name could be misheard as something a little more, as comedians say, "blue". That might be why Hasbro scrapped plans for his minions, Mike Rotch and Hugh Jass. (Photo courtesy of Oliver Klohzoff a.k.a. Hellscream333.)

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Photo of the Day / Re: Transformers Crossovers Spider-Man and Iron Man (4/1/2023)

April 01, 2023, 04:04:58 PM

It reminds me of this.

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Photo of the Day / Transformers Crossovers Spider-Man and Iron Man (4/1/2023)

April 01, 2023, 10:37:02 AM

When the going gets tough, Spider-Man and Iron Man can combine their transforming mecha into this... thing... guaranteed to stop villains in their tracks (trying to figure out what the hell it's supposed to be). (Photo cobbled together by Hellscream333.)

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Photo of the Day / Re: Generation 1 Perceptor (3/1/2023)

March 03, 2023, 01:41:51 PM

Spatula mode for the win. Although BB Soundwave's alt mode could probably be a closer spatula model, at this point.

I've been calling it his "spatchcock" mode.

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Photo of the Day / Generation 1 Perceptor (3/1/2023)

March 01, 2023, 12:39:22 PM

Did you know that Perceptor has a third mode? It's true! In addition to a microscope, he can transform into a... um... tank? Raft? Spatula? At any rate, more modes means more bang for your buck! Even if you're not quite sure what that "more bang" is supposed to be. (Perplexing picture courtesy of engledogg.)

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Photo of the Day / Masters of the Universe ReAction Skeletor (2/1/2023)

February 01, 2023, 08:32:05 AM

Remember when you were a kid in the 80s and you wished that they made a Star Wars-sized Skeletor figure so he could slap the Force out of that whiny Luke Skywalker? Anyone? No one. Well, thanks to the ReAction toyline, you can finally live out that childhood daydream that apparently only I had. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a certain Jedi who has a long-overdue blue backhand comin'. (Retraux photo courtesy of Super7.)

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Help Us Build the Database / Re: add to database, please; MHZ Toys

January 20, 2023, 12:54:40 PM

Oh yeah, toyline nodes need to be manually added by mods.

Here's the node for MHZ Toys: https://www.shmax.com/products?q_filters_toyline=11065

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Photo of the Day / Beast Hunters Bumblebee (1/1/2023)

January 01, 2023, 09:21:38 AM

Bumblebee finally found the time to watch Mad Max: Fury Road. Unfortunately, his broken voice box means he can't tell us whether or not he liked it. I guess we'll never know. (Sharp photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic.)

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Photo of the Day / Re: Holiday Optimus Prime (12/2/2022)

December 23, 2022, 08:10:07 AM

Thank you, KidTDragon. Merry Opti-mas!

Thanks, shmax! Happy Megatranukkah!

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Photo of the Day / Holiday Optimus Prime (12/2/2022)

December 02, 2022, 08:11:44 AM

♫ You better watch out ♫
♫ You better not cry ♫
♫ You better not try to steal another planet's resources to fuel a war against your mortal enemies ♫
♫ I'm tellin' you why ♫
♫ Santa Prime is comin' to town ♫
(Festive photo courtesy of Hasbro.)

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Photo of the Day / Re: Beast Hunters Knock Out (11/1/2022)

November 01, 2022, 06:11:01 PM

I always regret passing on Croc Out. Such a cool interpretation of the character. Off to eBay, it looks like...

lol @ "Croc Out".