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[/wrap:11i0dc7f]In
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Michael Bay blew up almost everything on Earth, and threatened to
blow up the sun. It looks like he may get his chance to finish the job, as talks have already begun concerning development of
Transformers 3. Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura discusses the matter over on RottenTomatoes, which you can read for yourself,
here. Among the highlights is his claim that "people are fed up with critics". Comments like that always make me reflect upon the following logical progression:
1. If you liked
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, chances are good that you hate critics.
2. A critic is someone who judges the merits of a movie and reports his findings to others.
3. But if you vocally and violently defend ROTF on discussion boards and blogs, then
you too are a critic.
4. Therefore, you hate yourself!
Which is cool, because this is exactly the way Captain Kirk used to defeat rogue computers. And, of course,
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was written by Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, the writers of the new
Star Trek movie. Cosmic harmony achieved!
