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[/wrap:17zhwg21]Hellscream333 sends us today's photo, which depicts
The Fallen. The Fallen (or "Phil" as his friends call him) is far and away the most evil machine ever to appear on Earth, even more so than The Stair Master or the
1961 Chevy Corvair. Known for impaling his victims and spewing poisonous gas, he--oh wait, I'm thinking of the Corvair again. Well, he's still easily the
second most evil machine around, and that's good enough. I mean, he wanted to destroy the Earth's sun! Of course, that's no worse than most computer programmers (but how many of them actually
do something about it?). Or how about the time he stole his enemy's
face, punched him clean through the abdomen, ran him through with a spear and extinguished his All Spark? Whoops, hang on, that was Optimus Prime. Look, I know Phil actually did
something evil, somewhere, to some--oh, I know! I heard he kicks
puppies!
