A lot of people used to laugh at me when I'd say that what I really wanted more than anything was a
Mecha-Harrison Ford toy. And I'm not even necessarily talking about
Transformers--I've been clamoring for something like this ever since
American Graffiti. Of course, like all healthy kids, I wanted robot versions of all my favorite celebrities back then, but I knew deep down in my heart that only a mechanical version of Harrison Ford could make my life complete. I even tried to make my own once or twice, but the leather kept catching on fire every time I got too close to it with the welding torch. Only now, 30 years later, are my childhood desires finally fulfilled in the form of this toy from the Star Wars Crossover line, and boy, was it ever worth the wait. Well, that's Harrison Ford out of the way, let's see who's next on my list... Andy Kaufman? Ha ha, now
that really
would be
crazy...