Merry Opti-Mas!

Started by shmax, December 25, 2010, 12:41:03 PM

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December 25, 2010, 12:41:03 PM Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 04:00:00 PM by Guest
Sorry folks, the stores were all out of everything, and all I could get you was this complete redesign of shmax.com. Please let us know what you think, and as always report any bugs you notice. The next big site project is yet another optimization pass. Every time I think I have the performance problems all settled the site gets sucked into another black hole, but this time I'm done fooling around and have finally decided to bring in some professional help. More on that later as it develops, but for now know that we're working on it. Enjoy your day, folks, and whatever you do, don't let your little nephew get his hands on any of your toys. Remember, toys are for adults; what do kids need with toys, when they have those powerful imaginations we're always hearing about? You can give him the box your toys came in, he should be able to pretend it's a rocket ship, or something.

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