ReAction Werewolf of London (10/1/2024)

Started by KidTDragon, October 01, 2024, 01:46:59 AM

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KidTDragon

This Werewolf of London figure seems to be lacking accessories. Where's the Chinese menu? Where's the mutilated little old lady? Where's the piƱa colada from Trader Vic's? It's like they never heard Warren Zevon's thoroughly researched (I assume) song! (Photo courtesy of the excitable boys at Super7.)
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engledogg

His hair is perfect, so...
Dumba$$ that used to buy everything...not so much anymore.

shmax

Ha ha, you guys. No complaints about the toy, but the song is all wrong. Here's the corrected version (courtesy of ChatGPT):

American Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf walking down the moors,
With a backpack and a coat so worn.
He looked up at the sky and howled,
A full moon rising, it's about to get wild.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, there's terror on the run.

David and Jack were backpacking around,
Stopped by a pub in that eerie town.
"Beware the moon, and stick to the road,"
But the moors called out, and they went off alone.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, now David's on the run.

At the slaughtered lamb, it was quiet and grim,
But they didn't know what was lurking for them.
A beast attacked, Jack met his end,
And David would soon transform again.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, he's hunting under the full moon.

Now David's in the city, feeling strange,
His body's aching, and his face starts to change.
He wakes up in the zoo with no clothes to wear,
Frightening people, giving them a scare.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, a creature's on the loose again.

The doctor didn't believe his tale,
But David knew he'd soon turn pale.
At night he roams with teeth and claws,
London's streets would soon drop jaws.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, and chaos has begun.

In Piccadilly, the terror strikes,
Cars crashing, as David bites.
But in the end, he meets his fate,
A love lost, but it's too late.
Ah-oooh, werewolf in London,
Ah-oooh, David's final run.

engledogg

Perfection...lol.
Dumba$$ that used to buy everything...not so much anymore.

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