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[/wrap:p88eej8m]You have to wonder where
Long Haul is hiding every time the script manager is passing out lines. Sure, there's not enough time for him to work in much of a soliloquy in his role as one small chunk of the spectacle that is Devastator as he's clawing apart one of the Great Pyramids, but even if there were, what is he gonna say? "Some fun, hey fellas? Hey, would you believe that back in high school I was voted 'Most Likely to Destroy One of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World?' Haw, haw! Hey, everybody sing! 'Oh, the hip bone's connected to the... leg bone! The leg bone's connected to the'--OW! Who pinched me?" It doesn't quite work, but even in the original Generation 1 cartoons he was strangely quiet. They say still waters run deep, but these waters are more likely to run you over.
