[wrap=left:lxlwks79][thumb small=http://shmax.com/img/transformers/small/5000/5223.jpg large=http://shmax.com/img/transformers/large/5000/5223.jpg group=potd:lxlwks79]A dollar-ninety-nine's worth of awesome![/thumb:lxlwks79][/wrap:lxlwks79]Engledogg sends us incontrovertible, photographic proof that Revenge of the Fallen sucks. Or at least the toys do, specifically this sippy straw-topper in the shape of Optimus Prime, the hardest-working hero in all of beverage-dom. Keeping the Decepticons in line is tough, sure, but a true hero still finds time to guard your 72-oz Slurpee from the relentless forces of your little brother. Of course, he only really wants it because it's got an Optimus Prime toy on it, anyway. Vicious circle. If you're serious about wanting to keep folks away from your drink, get rid of the Optimus Prime figure and replace it with a Barbie doll head. Or a dead lizard.
