[wrap=left:38a72a0n][thumb small=http://www.shmax.com/img/transformers/figure/small/10000/10749.jpg large=http://www.shmax.com/img/transformers/figure/large/10000/10749.jpg group=potd:38a72a0n]"I can do the rest of letters, too!"[/thumb:38a72a0n][/wrap:38a72a0n]Usually I try to come up with some kind of amusing observation when discussing these photos, but I don't think that today's photo, submitted--and posed--by Hellscream333, of
Tech Sergeant Epps needs any help from me. I wouldn't dream of calling attention to his buggy eyes, his legs that are twice as long as his torso, his hiked-up belt, or his penchant for aerobics. So take heart, Tech Sergeant Epps, and know that your dignity shall never be endangered as long as I'm around. You shall enjoy a position of honor on my nightstand today, for tomorrow you shall join the ranks of countless soldier toys before you and become the first
Transformers toy to achieve backyard escape velocity with the aid of a piece of string tied around your waist, whirled bola-style and launched into the great beyond. As a greater speaker than myself would have said:
"...he honored us by the
manner in which he lived his life. We will never forget him,
nor the last time we saw him, this morning, as he prepared for
the journey and waved goodbye and "slipped the surly bonds of
my backyard" to "touch the face of God", or more
likely the dumpster behind the 7-11"
