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Revenge of the Fallen Mindwipe (10/2/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
It's October, which means Halloween, which means spooky things, so naturally we need to highlight the spookiest Decepticon of all: Mindwipe! Nothing scares Autobots more than when he transforms into a stealth fighter and--wait, stealth fighter? Isn't he supposed to turn into a big, creepy bat? Oh, that's a different Mindwipe. Awkward. Well, stealth fighters are scary too, right? All dark and... radar-deflecting... I think I'm gonna cut my losses on this one. If anyone needs me, I'll be eating candy corn to atone for my carelessness. (Full-size candy bar-worthy photo courtesy of Hellscream333.)
Galaxy Force Flame Convoy (9/1/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
I can't find anything to back this up, but I'm positive that when Flame Convoy is alone, he pops out his extra heads and does Three Stooges routines with himself. He must, right? Wouldn't you if you had two optional noggins? (Photo courtesy of HighPrime, who prefers Joe Besser over Curly Howard and doesn't care who knows it.)
Cybertron Landslide (8/2/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
What's Landslide's favorite Fleetwood Mac song, you ask? "Dreams", of course. Why, what did you think it was? (Photo courtesy of shmax, a man of the world who goes his own way.)
Movie Bonecrusher (5/2/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
Bonecrusher hates everyone and everything. He hates Optimus Prime. He hates Megatron. He hates Sam Witwicky. He especially hates you. Why all the hate? Because what Bonecrusher really hates is himself. And that's your amateur psychological analysis for today. (Photo courtesy of uppercase25, to whom Bonecrusher is fairly indifferent.)
Vintage G1 Optimus Prime Instruction Booklet (4/1/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
We at shmax.com love toys. And we've decided that it's long past time that we honor the most important part of the toys that we adore so much. We're talking, of course, about the humble instruction booklet. Without instruction booklets, would we be able to figure out that Optimus Prime's arms have to be rotated out before flipping up his head, or that She-Hulk's hands can be swapped with the extra hands that she comes with, or that the control panely-lookin' sticker goes on the control panely-lookin' section on the Wind Raider? Yeah, probably. But we'd never know for sure, and who wants to live with that kind of nagging doubt all their life? So take a bow, instruction booklet. Today is your day! Or month, considering how often we update this thing. (Photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic, who's never opened an instruction booklet in his life, that rebel!)
The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelts sign...
Posted by engledogg
I just wanted to let everyone know that the update to the site is now complete and user edits to the site have been been restored.

This means that users will now be able to submit changes to existing product/part records, create new ones, add items to their collections, etc..

If you see anything out of the ordinary or something that doesn't work quite right, please let us know in the bug forum.

Again, thank you for your patience!
ATTENTION: User edits temporarily turned off
Posted by engledogg
I just wanted to let everyone know that an update to the site was recently checked in, and in case you haven't noticed already, user edits to the site have been temporarily turned off.

This means that users won't be able to submit changes to existing product/part records, create new ones, add items to their collections, etc..

Again, this is only temporary and will be restored as soon as possible.

Thank you for your patience!
Fans Toys Willis and Generation 1 Hound (2/1/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
Are you a fan of G1 Hound but wish he was better articulated, twice as tall, and named after a Diff'rent Strokes character? If you are, then Fans Toys has good news for you. (Photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic, who knows exactly what he's talking about.)
Robot Heroes Rhinox (1/1/2021)
Posted by KidTDragon
Rhinox is so happy that 2020 is over he started waving his hands in the air like he just don't care. And then his arms got stuck. That doesn't bode well for the new year. Can someone help him to a CR chamber? (Thanks to Hellscream333 for bringing the noise and the photo.)
Fans Toys' Stomp (12/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
You can criticize third-party toymakers all you want, but you don't see Hasbro making an accessory homaging three frames of The Transformers: The Movie, do you? You're dang right you don't. Lucky for us, Fans Toys was there to fill that void with Stomp. (Eye-popping photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic.)